The Toronto Star offers up ways to get rid of almost-empty alcohol bottles littering cupboards by using their contents in recipes: vodka makes for a great penne sauce, and bourbon can be used in slow-cooking roasts.
Almost-empty alcohol bottles? What insane, self-disciplined universe does The Star live in?
It’s been a year since Barack Obama was inaugurated – Baby, baby, where did our love go?
Transport Canada says we can now bring one carry-on bag onto flights headed to the U.S.. I wonder what they would do if I brought a bag of carrion.
Conan O’Brian is expected to be gone from the Tonight Show by Friday. It’s not fair, but that 40 million dollars will help pad his bony ass as the door hits him on the way out. Here’s how Chinese television explains the whole mess (totally weird, but strangely compelling):
Haiti’s been hit by another earthquake. A Republican has won Ted Kennedy’s senate seat in Massachusetts. Toronto’s City TV has axed anchor Anne Mroczkowski (along with dozens of other longtime employees). I’d like to see Chinese television explain this one.
Where’s that leftover vodka?