If I Was a Boy!

Posted by: Maureen Holloway | Mar 9 2010 10:50AM

I cannot beLIEVE the fuss and furor over little Shiloh Jolie-Pitt’s haircut. If you haven’t heard, it is making headlines everywhere. Seems Brad and Angelina’s 3 and a half year old is sporting a modified pixie cut, and according to the tabloids , she is either a) fashion forward, b) gender confused or c) a budding transsexual. What she is, dunderheads, is 3 and a half years old. A pre-schooler whose hair has been cut short because a) she got gum in it, b) she wants to look like her older brothers or c) one of her sibs took a pair of manicure scissors to her on a long and boring afternoon.
 
I should know. I grew up with short hair. Oh, I had long hair at various points in my life, but my mother must have admired Audrey Hepburn and Mia Farrow , because I was continually getting it lopped off. Here I am, at age 6:
 
 
Wait, here’s another, taken, I think, a year later.
 
 
As far as I can recall, I was never mistaken for a boy, nor were my parents accused of harbouring secret wishes to raise a son (my brother was born several years later), and I was certainly not gender confused. Oh, I had other issues: I was afraid of the dark, and painfully shy, but I knew I was a girl, and that girliness was not tied up in the length of my hair.
 
Interestingly, here’s a picture of Aidan, taken 4 years ago:
 
 
OMG, so cute. Clearly, his 12 year old masculinity was not tied up in the length of HIS locks, although he did have it all cut off a short time later. And Asta, who is now almost 60 pounds, goes to the groomers regularly. (By the way, can you tell I’m making my way through those boxes of photos I wrote about last week? There’s lots more where they came from, so stand by).
 
In any case. My point is that as someone who has had short hair, long hair, and for a brief period, no hair at all, I am amazed at the importance vested in the stuff on top of your head when, of course, it’s what’s inside it that counts.
 



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COMMENTS (15)

Robin-Lynn
RE:If I Was a Boy!
Mar 16 2010 2:37PM
Thank you Mo, for yet again being a voice of humorous reason in an INSANE world! I was in line in WalMart when I saw this eye-rolling story. I'm not sure what was more disturbing, the story or the comment I over heard in line made by what appeared to be an 18-yr old girl - "OMG, Shiloh's a LEZ?" To which I responded - "Do you realize you're talking about a 3 yr old? Give your head a shake!" The only reason this is on a cover of a mag is because of who her parents are! That and they couldn't run yet ANOTHER story about BradGlina breaking up.

randy
RE:If I Was a Boy!
Mar 13 2010 11:42AM
i remember when i was forced to get a brushcut all the time,i got razzed and sometimes bullied for not being the way everybody else was,i learned to defend myself pretty quick after a couple of good beatings.it is amazing how people judge a book by its cover.

Diane
RE:If I Was a Boy!
Mar 11 2010 8:42AM
I had long hair as a kid - up until my adulthood at which time I became a paramedic/firefighter and long hair was not practical - helmet hair isn't attractive. I got my hair cut short and my, soon to be ex, told me women with short hair are dikes. Uh huh, soon to be ex - NOT soon enough.

Meaghan
RE:If I Was a Boy!
Mar 10 2010 9:58AM
You know what's going to scar her more than having short hair at 3??? America contemplating the possibility of her being gender confused or a budding TRANS-SEXUAL at 3. Cause it was really her idea. ARE YOU KIDDING ME? Un-frickin-believable. I had short hair at 3! It was a curly red afro. I always knew, and am still quite aware, that I was a girl. *Exhale* Sheesh. How's that for a delurking comment eh? Sorry haha, but this one really chapped my arse today! Love ya, Mo!

Dave Williams
RE:If I Was a Boy!
Mar 10 2010 9:29AM
It seems to me that Brad and Angelina would draw flak from the tabloids (both print and TV) if they were to teach the kids to look both ways before crossing the street. With poor, downtrodden Jennifer Aniston always the jilted bride and Ms. Jolie the dark haired witch who beguiled the gullible Brad away from her, the tabs won't be happy until they break up. Well, I think that the Pitt-Jolie clan are doing just fine, and the kids are happy and thriving in a real family who love them and nurture them. My son spent his first seven years in ringlets and curls, his teenage years in a mullet and now shaves his head. He never had gender issues because he was not inclined any other way than the way he grew up. Gender is defined by the way a person is hard-wired not what he or she looks.

Carol
RE:If I Was a Boy!
Mar 10 2010 8:42AM
Sorry, had my celebrity children mixed up, the (Pitt) child, this is how much attention I pay to the constant publicity over the children of "stars"

carol
RE:If I Was a Boy!
Mar 10 2010 8:41AM
Very cute pictures, you grew up like everyone else and so does the little cruise girl, some people have nothing better to make jealous remarks about in order to get themselves read.

elaine
RE:If I Was a Boy!
Mar 10 2010 7:38AM
Aidan is a cutie!

elaine
RE:If I Was a Boy!
Mar 10 2010 7:37AM
i don't think it's about the hair--it's the celebrities

Delilah
RE:If I Was a Boy!
Mar 9 2010 9:07PM
If I could get back half the money I've spent on hair cuts, colouring, highlights, low lights, perms, straightening, bang trims, styling, blow drying and curling I would be driving a Mercedes instead of a Mazda.

Anne
RE:If I Was a Boy!
Mar 9 2010 5:02PM
I always got the barbershop cut when I was a kid....my older sis had thick curly dark hair and mom braided it every day...me I had and still have fine blond hair...My dad was of the European school that said the more you cut it the thicker it will grow back (didn't happen) I had a boys haircut until my teens when dad finally let me grow it out. What's all the fuss!!!

Jim K
RE:If I Was a Boy!
Mar 9 2010 4:56PM
Hey Mo A little Irish in ya?

Maureen Holloway: A bit

Alison Hall
RE:If I Was a Boy!
Mar 9 2010 4:46PM
I kept my daughter's hair in a pixie cut for the forst 5 years of her life to avaid the struggles of brushing and washing her hair. When ever I washed her hair she screamed as if I were sticking needles in her eyes. she was the third child and I knew all the tricks of dealing with washing hair without water on the face. She also really enjoyed having her hair cut. If her hair got a little long and I need to keep the hair off her face, my daughter would never leave in little clips or ponytails. Short hair was the only way to go!

Lola
RE:If I Was a Boy!
Mar 9 2010 3:39PM
I grew up wearing pixie cuts ... hated them, epecially with my baby blue cat's eyes glasses ... must be why I hate getting my hair cut.

Sara
RE:If I Was a Boy!
Mar 9 2010 11:19AM
You're so right Mo. This tabloid story for me has taken it too far. My mom used to shave me like a sheepdog every summer until I was about 13...who needs to deal with knots in hair when you have 4 kids and martinis to drink!

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