THE INTERWEBS

Posted by: Maureen Holloway | Mar 15 2010 12:00AM

The internet is, on the whole, a pretty awesome thing. I don't know how we ever managed without it. Some of us, however, still haven't figured it out, and probably never will. My mother-in-law, for example. I can write about her with impunity because I know she will never ever read this. In fact, although she has a computer, she hasn't used it in ages because she's forgotten her password, and even if she knew how to reset it, she would be utterly confused, not knowing a search engine from a steam engine. The word "google" does not figure in her lexicon, either as a noun or as a verb. She knows I have a blog, but then again it could be a blob, or a glog, or some such nonsense, and in any case it has nothing to do with HER. My own parents are considerably more computer savvy. My mother, bless her, sends me every joke, inspirational story and chain letter that crosses her inbox. My dad has kept every blog I ever posted, not trusting them to the archives (and maybe he shouldn't - I'm not sure where the old entries are myself). If we're still using the old information superhighway metaphor, they're on it, but doing 40 in the left lane.

That's fine with me. Every generation has its preferred technology. My mother spent hours on the phone - still does. I don't like the phone that much - it's too much like work, but I love email. My son rarely responds to email and practically never answers his cell phone, but he texts like a madman (and how exactly does a madman text? Like this: #!!&*%%#$!!) His children will probably send holograms, which will be most entertaining, although by then I will be well into my decrepitude, and won't know how to answer my holo-phone, or turn on my holo-graph, or remember my own name (Holloway).



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COMMENTS (12)

Dennis
RE:THE INTERWEBS
Mar 16 2010 8:01PM
I know how to turn the computer on and type in some web sites that is about as much as i can do as well as send some emails

Lynn
RE:THE INTERWEBS
Mar 16 2010 4:31PM
and the real question about the texting son - is why can he text 500 word in a minute and yet i takes him 14 hours to pick up his shoes????

Christine
RE:THE INTERWEBS
Mar 16 2010 12:20PM
My brother is 55 years old, does not own a computer or a cell phone. Does not even have voicemail on his phone. He was over at Christmas and told my two boys that he was going to buy an IPOD. My boys told him that they would download music for him. So he proceeded to go through his 500 or so albums with a fine tooth comb setting out all the songs he wanted downloaded. I must say he has an amazing collection of vinyls. Talk about a dinosaur!!!

Jeffie Boy
RE:THE INTERWEBS
Mar 16 2010 11:07AM
I had a call the other day asking if Bob S (works near me in the office) is quite old. Why, I ask??? "Well, he never ever returns an e-mail. He prints them out, writes his response on it and then faxes it back!" ROTFLMAO

Gen
RE:THE INTERWEBS
Mar 16 2010 7:25AM
Mo I too love to use the email for communication but the internet I feel is in part the problem for alot of our economy problems. People use to purchase and manufacture product locally and in their country before it, now they can just go on ebay or google or whatever site to find it where ever.

laurel
RE:THE INTERWEBS
Mar 16 2010 1:02AM
there's too much info out there...don't forget , the computer was invented by the ministry of defence.... they know everything from our bank statements, purchases, sexual deviations..etc etc etc...would you tell a stranger all the info they ask for on twitter or facebook....??? they are a tool used with common sense in mind....don't look anything up or download anything you wouldn't want your mom to see... or the world wide web to know...i look up a phone number and get a criminal record check, instantly, ...what do you think?

AuroraTed
RE:THE INTERWEBS
Mar 15 2010 3:25PM
Wow. Good message Jim. Mo, you might want to try (need to use?) http://www.acronymfinder.com/ to decipher it!

B.Whyte
RE:THE INTERWEBS
Mar 15 2010 2:37PM
Hey,great story,but what the hell is Jim babbling about?

Jim
RE:THE INTERWEBS
Mar 15 2010 1:22PM
HI MO. LMFAO. ROFL. WTF. EMFBI, DILLIGAS? LHSX (TIC) NIFOC ~~ TMI ;) JIM

Delilah
RE:THE INTERWEBS
Mar 15 2010 12:25PM
My mother, like yours, forwards me every e-mail that she receives. She has not figured out that very large files/videos can cause havoc with a computer and freely sends everything and anything (sometimes the same video multiple times!) Some of the e-mails are quite racy in nature...I do not want to know that my mum is aware of what these words mean, let alone send them to me! I personally love the computer/e-mail/facebook/blackberry...I think it's a great way quickly let someone know you are thinking about them.

Howie
RE:THE INTERWEBS
Mar 15 2010 12:10PM
Hmm, I look after computers at work. I have always thought computers were tools. Mo, I can not understand why IRC, then facebook, then You Tube & now Twitter (aka social networking sites.) are so popular. Why do some people spend almost every waking minute on the sites detailing their lives?

Maureen Holloway: or reading about other lives ...

Sharon
RE:THE INTERWEBS
Mar 15 2010 11:21AM
My 50 year old brother JUST got an email address at work, does not own a home computer...or an answering machine or even a cell phone.. he did venture into the world of digital cameras when his grandson was born...but takes them to Walmart to print off photos.... but we love him...

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